misshipstaplease

misshipstaplease:

1. Birthday Month:
January: I stole a tiger
February: I got drunk as a fucker
March: I threw shoes at my ex
April: I cried about Beyoncé
May: I hid in a giraffe sanctuary
June: I kidnapped Jack Barakat
July: I got lost in Europe
August: I woke up in Vegas
September: I lived in a tree…

So i apparently hid in a giraffe sanctuary with luke hemming because hes my bitch omg😂😂